What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

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